Dean Winchester is an extremely heterosexual man.

ask-dean:

blow0me0cas:

Just take a look at his overwhelming heterosexuality.

Oh… uhm… I don’t know how this got in here. HETEROSEXUAL. DEAN IS EXTREMELY FUCKING HETEROSEXUAL. SO FUCKING HETERO IT HURTS AND MAKES YOU GROW ANOTHER PAIR OF BALLS. AND IF YOU DIDN’T HAVE BALLS BEFORE THE MERE SIGHT OF HIM IS GONNA MAKE YOU GROW A PAIR.

YEAH. RIGHT.

DEAN IS HETEROSEXUAL. HE JUST ENJOYS THE AESTHETIC BEAUTY OF A PENIS FROM TIME TO TIME.

HE’S CLEARLY HETEROSEXUAL.

WE BELIEVE YOU, DEAN.

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